Twilight Sucks.

Subject: Twilight Sucks. Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:48 pm

Topic says it all. I've read the first book and noticed that Twilight is the biggest piece of crap I have ever had the displeasure of reading.
Does anyone else agree that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive for this crap?

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:51 pm

Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:57 pm

I'm glad you agree that it sucks :]
Personally I do think that she should be burned.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:38 am

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

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Eeeewwww. TWHYlight

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:04 pm

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:53 pm

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:53 am

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

There's a difference there you gargantuan faggot.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:36 am

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

There's a difference there you gargantuan faggot.

Remind me to touch your balls tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:08 am

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

There's a difference there you gargantuan faggot.

Remind me to touch your balls tomorrow.

Remind me to light you on fire.

Posts : 32 Join date : 2009-06-03

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

There's a difference there you gargantuan faggot.

Remind me to touch your balls tomorrow.

Remind me to light you on fire.

MAKE THE QUOTE BOX BIGGER! Ha ha. But seriously, Twilight sucks arse bad.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:16 am

AceroShadows wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

There's a difference there you gargantuan faggot.

Remind me to touch your balls tomorrow.

Remind me to light you on fire.

MAKE THE QUOTE BOX BIGGER! Ha ha. But seriously, Twilight sucks arse bad.

Robert pattenson scares me :(

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:18 am

I love this thread. <3

Burning Meyer is just stooping to fangirl levels, though.
Reminds me of this XKCD comic.
http://xkcd.org/591/

while I'm at it...

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:21 am

P.S. NO GAY HATE!!!! If there is one thing in the world that makes me mad its a Homophobe

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:49 am

wishii I'm 69(+31)% sure they aren't serious. >_>

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:03 pm

Thats like, what, 100% or something?

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:36 pm

wishii wrote:

AceroShadows wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

There's a difference there you gargantuan faggot.

Remind me to touch your balls tomorrow.

Remind me to light you on fire.

MAKE THE QUOTE BOX BIGGER! Ha ha. But seriously, Twilight sucks arse bad.

Robert pattenson scares me :(

My girlfriend has a giant cardboard cut-out of him in her room.
I want to light it on fire SOOOOOOOOO bad.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:38 pm

Never read or seen it, never will.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:47 pm

brawler1235 wrote:: Never read or seen it, never will.

Good Man.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:48 pm

LunaSaint wrote:: I love this thread. <3

Burning Meyer is just stooping to fangirl levels, though.
Reminds me of this XKCD comic.
http://xkcd.org/591/

while I'm at it...

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I hate you for that.
The Game fool.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:54 pm

Omg Twilight SUCKS movie's not bad though :geek:

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:56 pm

Gomlet X wrote:: Omg Twilight SUCKS movie's not bad though :geek:

The Movie was terrible.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:05 pm

Not THAT Terrible, I liked the Special effects but crappy acting :(

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:23 am

Gomlet X wrote:: Not THAT Terrible, I liked the Special effects but crappy acting :(

ffs, you can see the lines when he flys half the time >_>

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:02 am

brawler1235 wrote:: Never read or seen it, never will.

Thats my opinion 2 xD

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:08 pm

HNTPG wrote:

brawler1235 wrote:: Never read or seen it, never will.

Thats my opinion 2 xD

Once again, good man.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:00 pm

IMO no-one in the film was quite hot enough. I mean, the vampires were meant to be all like ZOMG amazingly attractive, but they were just a bit... so-so. Alice Cullen was OK, but Rosalie was meant to be hot, and she just wasn't. Call me a pervert if you want.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:19 pm

Robert pattinson looks ugly but all my girl friends think hes hot.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:50 pm

Okay, you can't even call them vampires. They can go out in the sun, they dont bite people, they cant turn into bats, and they dont have capes. (didn't watch the movie, friends told me this.)

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:05 am

Iron Raiden wrote:: IMO no-one in the film was quite hot enough. I mean, the vampires were meant to be all like ZOMG amazingly attractive, but they were just a bit... so-so. Alice Cullen was OK, but Rosalie was meant to be hot, and she just wasn't. Call me a pervert if you want.

That chick that played Bella.
She's on my want-to-bang list.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:19 am

I was dragged to see that movie 5 times! That's 4 times more than any normal guy should watch it! It was ok as a movie but unfortunately knowing the crazy people I know I had to see it more than once. As for the books well I read the back description thing and didn't interest me much, if I wanna read about vampires I'll read the 30 Days of Night series!

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:30 pm

TheBazookaExperience wrote:: I was dragged to see that movie 5 times! That's 4 times more than any normal guy should watch it! It was ok as a movie but unfortunately knowing the crazy people I know I had to see it more than once. As for the books well I read the back description thing and didn't interest me much, if I wanna read about vampires I'll read the 30 Days of Night series!

Correct, that's 5 Times more than you should see it.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:59 pm

RagingChadzi wrote:

Iron Raiden wrote:: IMO no-one in the film was quite hot enough. I mean, the vampires were meant to be all like ZOMG amazingly attractive, but they were just a bit... so-so. Alice Cullen was OK, but Rosalie was meant to be hot, and she just wasn't. Call me a pervert if you want.

That chick that played Bella.
She's on my want-to-bang list.

WHAT?

She was just so boring, her face was about as memorable as a balloon and she really had no figure.

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RagingChadzi wrote:

wishii wrote:

AceroShadows wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

RagingChadzi wrote:

StebenL wrote:

Munchlax Queef wrote:: Umm - I don't think that Stephanie Meyer should be burned alive, but yes, Twilight is a really crap book. Only 13 year old girls like it.

I liked the movie.
Maybe cause the asian guy was so hot.
Eh.

Steven, you insolent fool. You aren't gay >____>

I'm bi you jew.

There's a difference there you gargantuan faggot.

Remind me to touch your balls tomorrow.

Remind me to light you on fire.

MAKE THE QUOTE BOX BIGGER! Ha ha. But seriously, Twilight sucks arse bad.

Robert pattenson scares me :(

My girlfriend has a giant cardboard cut-out of him in her room.
I want to light it on fire SOOOOOOOOO bad.

DO IT! FOR THE GOODNESS OF THE EARTH, DO IT!

Posts : 26 Join date : 2009-05-31

wishii wrote:: Robert pattinson looks ugly but all my girl friends think hes hot.

Taylor Lautner was the sexy beast in the movie. I'm only going to see New Moon because of him.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:50 am

All I'm saying is, thank GOD Vanessa Hudgens isn't in the new one after all.

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Good point Iron.I wouldn't like her to be in it.In my point is that she would make it more sucky.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:19 am

i still to this day refuse to watch that movie...

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:21 am

Never read the book, or watch the movie. I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SHIT.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:13 pm

but robert pattison is hot tho... lol jk

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:35 am

zachattach9 wrote:: but robert pattison is hot tho... lol jk

This is not to be tolerated 0.0

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:30 am

Death is a privilage that Twilight doesn't deserve.

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,dont like twilght, never will

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:54 am

Turt that is what 99% of males say.

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:19 pm

Harry Potter is way better.

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fuck twilight i cant believe i just said the t word aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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what should have happened at the
end of breaking dawn:

Spoiler:

Subject: Re: Twilight Sucks. Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:29 am

Twilight is quality. A girl see's a good looking guy, and at once is madly in love.

It really portrays the mordern 21st century shallow bitch. Also, it shows very well the full of himself guy who lies all the time to his over 9000 girlfriends.

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