Help, I need a how to!

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How do I steal from a bank, and not get caught? I want to know, not because I'm going to do it, but I do need some more money for a new computer, just saying.

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uuummm.......... maybe u can disgise as a what buisness or some thing.... well i don`t know what....

Subject: Re: Help, I need a how to! Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:07 pm

creepyxtc wrote:: How do I steal from a bank, and not get caught? I want to know, not because I'm going to do it, but I do need some more money for a new computer, just saying.

Go google it lazy pants.

Subject: Re: Help, I need a how to! Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:32 pm

creepyxtc wrote:: How do I steal from a bank, and not get caught? I want to know, not because I'm going to do it, but I do need some more money for a new computer, just saying.

Now im nt sure xtc but thats illegal but google should help!

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pfft, it's only fun if it's illegal xD

Subject: Re: Help, I need a how to! Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:56 pm

creepyxtc wrote:: pfft, it's only fun if it's illegal xD

Which is why you're also a pedo.

Subject: Re: Help, I need a how to! Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:21 pm

Okay, here's what you do first. Get a ray gun. THen find the back of the vault. Use your gun to cut a circle just big enough to let you get in. Steel the money, then quietly replace the the piece of vault that you cut off with a hot glue gun. And, ther you go, money!

Subject: Re: Help, I need a how to! Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:43 pm

you lie, you wouldn't REALLY rob a bank. Would you?

Subject: Re: Help, I need a how to! Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:20 am

Krisjc0202 wrote:: you lie, you wouldn't REALLY rob a bank. Would you?

Knowing Nick, he would.

Posts : 24 Join date : 2009-07-25 Age : 27 Location : USA

What you need:

1. M16 with ammo.
2. Liightsaber

Walk casually into the bank and ask if you may enter the vault of money. When they say no, stab their eyes out with the M16 ammo. DO NOT use the gun. Everyone knows these people carry grappling hooks, so take it from their pocket. Enter the vault room. Attatch the grappling hook to the M16 trigger and swing it around. The bullets should pierce through the floor and drop you into the lower vault room about 20 feet lower than the top floor. The moey will cushion your fall. Since the vault is bottomless (duh) it has spilled into here. You have your money, now you must get out. Oh crap you can't get out! Well at least your lightsaber will give you some light dow there for a few hours. :)

Subject: Re: Help, I need a how to! Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:05 pm

Needed objects:

1.Cell phone
2.Pair of scissors

Call the bank while you're in the bank and ask, "I want to prank call
this bank so how do it?" Just keep distracting the banker by talking to them on the
phone, and while the banker is distracted cut the door to the vaults with the scissors.
Ask them this, "How do I cut a vault open with a pair of scissors?" Then stab the vault
, and cut a hole a little bigger than your hands put together. After that steal the money while
stalling the banker. After that RUN! Run as fast as you can to Mexico! Hola!