Pokemon teaches kids to worship the devil!!!!

Pokemon is evil! <- link

I've been brain washed D:

>.> One of the worst jokes I ever heard...

Wait it is a joke right!?

and they can do anything when their ten

I heard about that. And I have to say its a load of bs. Because I heard that after he turned around and said that its a good thing. So thats why I think its bs.

What the helll? pokemon are spirits and they give you mind powers and you turn into satan??? i dont really understand what the hell this guys is saying...ive been playing pokemon since i was what 6 i dont have mind powers and im not satan controlling an army of monsters flying from my pockets! i hate people who are like this

OMFG,I never knew Pokemon was this evil!WE MUST WARN THE PEOPLE!!!! This man has shown us the light!!

Didn't South Park already make fun of something like this?
Think so.

Don't know, don't watch south park.

Didn't know an electric mouse could actually put the fear of God into someone. >.>

lolwut? xD

Religion used confuse ray!
Pastor became confused!
Pastor hurt himself in confusion!

This makes me want to play Pokemon more than ever now.

If I could control Satanic powers by playing pokemon, I would want to play it even moar!


Rawr DEVILMON GOOOO!!!
DEVILMON evolved into SATANMON!

Go Satanmon! Use Crucify!

Jesusmon lost 999Hp
Jesusmon fainted.

Satanmon evolved into.....
Lucifermon!

TheCrystalisk wrote:

If I could control Satanic powers by playing pokemon, I would want to play it even moar!


Rawr DEVILMON GOOOO!!!
DEVILMON evolved into SATANMON!

Go Satanmon! Use Crucify!

Jesusmon lost 999Hp
Jesusmon fainted.

Satanmon evolved into.....
Lucifermon!

Pokemon, not Digimon.

Anybody else feel like lighting a Charmander doll on fire and throwing it into a church doused in gasoline from a Koffing?

....
Anyways, I doubt they want us to like satan. PRETTY, maybe like 4-9% sure that they just want us to buy products and give them money

This guy is smart
"MUST KILL PARENTS THE DO SUICIDE SO I CAN GO TO HELL ILL USE MY DUSKNOIR TO KILL "

SuziG23 wrote:

TheCrystalisk wrote:

If I could control Satanic powers by playing pokemon, I would want to play it even moar!


Rawr DEVILMON GOOOO!!!
DEVILMON evolved into SATANMON!

Go Satanmon! Use Crucify!

Jesusmon lost 999Hp
Jesusmon fainted.

Satanmon evolved into.....
Lucifermon!

Pokemon, not Digimon.

I'm not refering to Digiman, I'm reffering to Pokemonz, it also has a "
mon" pattern

TheCrystalisk wrote:

SuziG23 wrote:

TheCrystalisk wrote:

If I could control Satanic powers by playing pokemon, I would want to play it even moar!


Rawr DEVILMON GOOOO!!!
DEVILMON evolved into SATANMON!

Go Satanmon! Use Crucify!

Jesusmon lost 999Hp
Jesusmon fainted.

Satanmon evolved into.....
Lucifermon!

Pokemon, not Digimon.

I'm not refering to Digiman, I'm reffering to Pokemonz, it also has a "
mon" pattern

Not really.

Fine! but you know what I mean...

Yes I do

I thought Pokemon was for good people, like me... I guess not. WHY WHY POKEMON!!!!

Hehehehehe...

Rofl
that guy is so stupid and i dont care if he is a priest
Pogeymonz are not satanic, Pogeymonz are just for fun and only make people crazy when you cannot catch something for the 30th time

The fact that this guy seriously believes Pokemon promotes Satan is hilarious.

One: I've played Pokemon since I was like, six or seven. I'm thirteen now. I have no reason to go and burn churches and do sacrifices or some sh*t like that.

Two: No where in any Pokemon games has there been references to the devil.

Three: It's a children's game. If Satan really has all this power and might, why the F*CK would he waste his time with a game meant for children?! Don't you think he'd do something more sensical?

God this priest is stupid.