The Ultimate Battle

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
BenDstraw sent out Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).
4mph33 sent out Shedinja (lvl 100 Shedinja).
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Shedinja used Shadow Claw.
It's super effective!
Dusknoir lost 40% of its health.
Dusknoir used Trick Room.
Dusknoir twisted the dimensions!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
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Oh... trick room... I could use this...

BenDstraw switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Shedinja used Shadow Claw.
A critical hit!
Jirachi lost 40% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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Trick Room Rachi? WTF?

Shedinja used X-Scissor.
Jirachi lost 24% of its health.
Jirachi used Psychic.
It doesn't affect Shedinja...
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
---

Wonder Guard Bitch.

Shedinja used Shadow Claw.
Jirachi lost 19% of its health.
Jirachi used Wish.
Jirachi made a wish!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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Uh... makes sense I guess...

BenDstraw switched in Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Shedinja used Will-o-wisp.
Aerodactyl was burned!
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
The wish came true!
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
Aerodactyl lost 12% of its health.
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el oh el. Fastest Pokemon in OU, in a Trick Room.

Aerodactyl used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Shedinja lost 100% of its health.
Shedinja hung on using its Focus Sash!
Shedinja flinched!
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
Aerodactyl lost 12% of its health.
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Gay flinch is gay. Bai Sheddy

Aerodactyl used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Shedinja lost 100% of its health.
4mph33's Shedinja fainted.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
Aerodactyl lost 12% of its health.
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I'll set up with Rock Polish Golem here...

4mph33 switched in Golem (lvl 100 Golem ?).
BenDstraw switched in Kingdra (lvl 100 Kingdra ?).
Golem used Rock Polish.
Golem's speed was sharply raised.
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Kingdra... that outspeeds doesn't it?

Golem used Explosion.
Kingdra lost 100% of its health.
BenDstraw's Kingdra fainted.
4mph33's Golem fainted.
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Owned.

BenDstraw switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
4mph33 switched in Exeggutor (lvl 100 Exeggutor ?).

Sunny Day time...

BenDstraw switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Exeggutor used Sunny Day.
The sun began to shine!
The sun continues to shine.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
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I think I can 2KO...

Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 26% of its health.
Exeggutor lost 10% of its health.
Jirachi used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor lost 23% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
---

Looks like it.

Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 22% of its health.
BenDstraw's Jirachi fainted.
Exeggutor lost 10% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
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Yes... now who will he go into...

BenDstraw switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Dusknoir lost 59% of its health.
Exeggutor lost 10% of its health.
Dusknoir used Trick Room.
Dusknoir twisted the dimensions!
The sun continues to shine.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
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Again, trick room isn't too damaging. I can use this in fact...

BenDstraw switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Snorlax lost 28% of its health.
Exeggutor lost 10% of its health.
The sun faded.
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Ugh... better switch out...

4mph33 switched in Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Snorlax used Belly Drum.
Snorlax lost 50% of its health.
Snorlax's attack was raised.
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Nicely predicted, but this means trouble for me. Luckily Shucks outspeeds in the Trick Room.

Shuckle used Acupressure.
Shuckle's attack was sharply raised.
Snorlax used Rest.
Snorlax fell asleep!
Snorlax's Chesto Berry cured its Sleep!
Snorlax restored 78% of its health.
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Let's try and get some lucky boosts...

Shuckle used Acupressure.
Shuckle's evasion was sharply raised.
Snorlax used Earthquake.
Snorlax's attack missed!
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
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Didn't see trick room run out...

Snorlax used Earthquake.
Shuckle lost 60% of its health.
Shuckle used Acupressure.
Shuckle's special attack was sharply raised.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
---
Snorlax used Earthquake.
Shuckle lost 46% of its health.
4mph33's Shuckle fainted.
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This makes me sad

4mph33 switched in Spinda (lvl 100 Spinda ?).
Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Snorlax became confused!
Snorlax is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Snorlax lost 33% of its health.
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Time to hax shit.

BenDstraw switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Spinda used Substitute.
Spinda lost 25% of its health.
Spinda made a substitute!
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
---

You're not meant to switch!

Spinda is tightening its focus!
Swampert used Curse.
Swampert's speed was lowered.
Swampert's attack was raised.
Swampert's defence was raised.
Spinda used Focus Punch.
Swampert lost 20% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
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Let's dance!

Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Swampert became confused!
Swampert is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Swampert lost 13% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
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-Cue stall war between Spinda and Swampert-

Spinda used Body Slam.
Swampert lost 17% of its health.
Swampert is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Swampert lost 11% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
---
Spinda used Body Slam.
Swampert lost 20% of its health.
Swampert snapped out of confusion!
Swampert used Rest.
Swampert fell asleep!
Swampert's Chesto Berry cured its Sleep!
Swampert restored 81% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 0% of its health.
---
Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Swampert became confused!
Swampert is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Swampert lost 13% of its health.
---
Spinda used Body Slam.
Swampert lost 20% of its health.
Swampert is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Swampert lost 13% of its health.
---
BenDstraw switched in Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Spinda used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Aerodactyl lost 20% of its health.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
Aerodactyl lost 12% of its health.
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Random switch. Oh well. Falcon...

Spinda is tightening its focus!
Aerodactyl used Roost.
Aerodactyl restored 50% of its health.
Spinda used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 91% of its health.
Aerodactyl's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aerodactyl restored 6% of its health.
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
Aerodactyl lost 12% of its health.
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Pawnch!

Spinda is tightening its focus!
Aerodactyl used Roost.
Aerodactyl restored 50% of its health.
Spinda used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Aerodactyl lost 52% of its health.
BenDstraw's Aerodactyl fainted.
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Owned again...

BenDstraw switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Dusknoir became confused!
Dusknoir is confused!
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
But it failed!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---

Cue more stalling...

Spinda used Substitute.
But it failed!
Dusknoir snapped out of confusion!
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
But it failed!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Dusknoir became confused!
Dusknoir is confused!
Dusknoir used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Spinda!
Spinda's substitute faded!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
Spinda used Substitute.
Spinda lost 25% of its health.
Spinda made a substitute!
Dusknoir snapped out of confusion!
Dusknoir used Pain Split.
But it failed!
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Dusknoir became confused!
Dusknoir is confused!
Dusknoir used Thunderpunch.
The substitute took damage for Spinda!
Spinda's substitute faded!
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
Spinda used Substitute.
Spinda lost 25% of its health.
Spinda made a substitute!
Dusknoir snapped out of confusion!
Dusknoir used Trick Room.
Dusknoir twisted the dimensions!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
---
Dusknoir used Thunderpunch.
The substitute took damage for Spinda!
Spinda's substitute faded!
Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Dusknoir became confused!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
---

BenDstraw switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Spinda used Substitute.
Spinda lost 25% of its health.
Spinda made a substitute!
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
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Another weird switch...

Spinda is tightening its focus!
Snorlax used Earthquake.
The substitute took damage for Spinda!
Spinda's substitute faded!
Spinda used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 61% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
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Body slam ought to kill now...

Snorlax used Earthquake.
Spinda lost 36% of its health.
Spinda used Body Slam.
Snorlax lost 6% of its health.
BenDstraw's Snorlax fainted.
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
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Finally...

BenDstraw switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Spinda used Teeter Dance.
Dusknoir became confused!
Dusknoir is confused!
Dusknoir used Thunderpunch.
Spinda lost 29% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
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Cue more stalling...

Spinda used Body Slam.
It doesn't affect Dusknoir...
Dusknoir is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Dusknoir lost 6% of its health.
Spinda's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spinda restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---
Spinda is tightening its focus!
Dusknoir is confused!
Dusknoir used Thunderpunch.
Spinda lost 15% of its health.
4mph33's Spinda fainted.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
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NO! SPINDA! Oh well... you did amazingly. Exeggutor will destroy you!

4mph33 switched in Exeggutor (lvl 100 Exeggutor ?).
Exeggutor used Sunny Day.
The sun began to shine!
Dusknoir snapped out of confusion!
Dusknoir used Earthquake.
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor lost 13% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
---

Sun up...

Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Dusknoir lost 51% of its health.
Exeggutor lost 10% of its health.
Dusknoir used Thunderpunch.
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor lost 9% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
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I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!

Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Dusknoir lost 30% of its health.
BenDstraw's Dusknoir fainted.
Exeggutor lost 5% of its health.
4mph33's Exeggutor fainted.
The sun continues to shine.
---

It's all up to Golduck...

BenDstraw switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
4mph33 switched in Golduck (lvl 100 Golduck ?).
Golduck used Surf.
Swampert lost 46% of its health.
Golduck lost 10% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Golduck lost 73% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
---

I live! And that means...

Golduck used Surf.
Swampert lost 9% of its health.
BenDstraw's Swampert fainted.
4mph33 wins!
4mph33: gg
BenDstraw: gg
BenDstraw has left the room.

MVP: Spinda. For kicking ass all the way through.

wow....
Nice.