SandslashPWNS's Warstory [OU Warstory]

So, I was laddering on Smogon recently, and I decided to post a warstory for the viewing pleasure of my favorite people. /sarcasm xD. Now here we go.
My thoughts are in GREEN

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause

v.
100% - 100%

SandslashPWNS sent out Crobat (lvl 100 Crobat ?).
lute31592 sent out CANNONBALL (lvl 100 Forretress ?).

Oh, ok. A Forry. I'm pretty sure my opponent's smart enough to know a Taunt's coming, but I absolutely CANNOT risk the Entry Hazards coming in. I'll just Taunt for insurance.

Crobat used Taunt.
CANNONBALL fell for the taunt!
CANNONBALL used Gyro Ball.
Crobat lost 40% of its health.
Crobat's leftovers restored its health a little!
Crobat restored 6% of its health.

Well, not too bad. I was expecting a little more from it. I guess those Defense and HP Ev's payed off. Now I'm predicting a switch to something, not sure what, to come in. I'll roost on the switch.


v.
66% - 100%

lute31592 switched in STRONGBAD (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Crobat used Roost.
Crobat restored 34% of its health.

Alright, a Machamp. At this point, I questioned my opponent's thought process. I'll just Brave Bird whatever comes in, because my opponent's surely not crazy enough to stay in.

v.
100% - 100%

lute31592 switched in DANTE (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Crobat used Brave Bird.
It's not very effective...
DANTE lost 24% of its health.
Crobat was hit by recoil!
Crobat lost 8% of its health.
Crobat's leftovers restored its health a little!
Crobat restored 6% of its health.

Ew.. Heatran. That's just sick. I'm fearing the Fire Blast so I'll just switch to Suicune to take it.

v.
100% - 76%

SandslashPWNS switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
DANTE used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

Turns out it was Shuca Tran, oh well. Time to sweep. I'll use Sub on the switch. By the way, this is Legendary_07's set. I like it.

v.
100% - 100%

lute31592 switched in RAGNEG (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Suicune used Substitute.
Suicune lost 25% of its health.
Suicune made a substitute!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.

Just as I though, a Gengar. He probably came in to Trick me or something. Foiled my opponent's plans again. Now I thought, what's the worst it can do, Thunderbolt? No problem. I'll just set up on his face, and eventually scare him out.

v.
87% - 100%

RAGNEG used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Suicune!
Suicune's substitute faded!
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.

Just as predicted. I'll kill this mofo off right now...

v.
93% - 100%

lute31592 switched in BEARDEDLADY (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Suicune used Surf.
BEARDEDLADY lost 14% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
BEARDEDLADY's leftovers restored its health a little!
BEARDEDLADY restored 6% of its health.

Ewwer. Bliss. I should've seen that coming. Oh well, let's do this again, as it can't break my sub with one Seismic toss, as I have 101HP substitutes due to my max HP.

v.
99% - 93%

Suicune used Substitute.
Suicune lost 25% of its health.
Suicune made a substitute!
BEARDEDLADY used Toxic.
BEARDEDLADY's attack missed!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
BEARDEDLADY's leftovers restored its health a little!
BEARDEDLADY restored 6% of its health.

Ha, Tubby. You can't poison my Substitute. Now to sweep my opponent's team!

v.
80% - 100%

lute31592 switched in RAGNEG (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
lute31592 has left the room.
SandslashPWNS wins!

You bitch-turd-queer-hax-fukr-noob-cunt-ST-like-nub. Well, I guess he learned that trick from Steel, when I swept him with my CM Rachi. His "Internet connection was bad." xD.

SandslashPWNS wrote:

You bitch-turd-queer-hax-fukr-noob-cunt-ST-like-nub.

xD

You haxed me Slash. That wasn't even fair. It was foul enough that your Latias decide to hax my T-tar but no you had to get that one BS hax in the end.

SpiritofSteel wrote:

You haxed me Slash. That wasn't even fair. It was foul enough that your Latias decide to hax my T-tar but no you had to get that one BS hax in the end.

Steel, I know. I'm just a dick sometimes. Everybody knows you won.

el oh el nice "Warstory"

ah he left the room XD