Even FinFin Can't Get This Much Hax (NFE Warstory)

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Self-KO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
felixmartin sent out Monferno (lvl 100 Monferno ?).
Amphy sent out Yanma (lvl 100 Yanma ?).

As usual I start with protect to gain speed...

Yanma used Protect.
Yanma protected itself!
Monferno used Flare Blitz.
Yanma protected itself!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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Now to Hypnosis...

Yanma used Hypnosis.
Monferno fell asleep!
Monferno is fast asleep!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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Okay, now to kill this thing...

Yanma used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Monferno lost 122% of its health.
Monferno hung on using its Focus Sash!
Monferno woke up!
Monferno used Flare Blitz.
It's super effective!
Yanma lost 317% of its health.
Yanma hung on using its Focus Sash!
Monferno was hit by recoil!
Monferno lost 33% of its health.
felixmartin's Monferno fainted.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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First turn wake up? -_- Oh well, It's dead anyways.

felixmartin switched in Haunter (lvl 100 Haunter ?).

More sleeping!

Yanma used Hypnosis.
Haunter fell asleep!
Haunter is fast asleep!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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Now to kill it...

Yanma used Air Slash.
A critical hit!
Haunter lost 121% of its health.
felixmartin's Haunter fainted.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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More hax... I feel bad now...

felixmartin switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).
Amphy: sorry
Yanma used Hypnosis.
Electabuzz fell asleep!
Electabuzz is fast asleep!
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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Another hit... time to kill it...

SandslashPWNS has entered the room.
Yanma used Bug Buzz.
Electabuzz lost 44% of its health.
Electabuzz is fast asleep!
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
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One more to finish it...

felixmartin: its ok..
Yanma used Bug Buzz.
A critical hit!
Electabuzz lost 90% of its health.
felixmartin's Electabuzz fainted.
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
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Another crit... uh...

felixmartin switched in Gligar (lvl 100 Gligar ?).
Amphy: uh...
Yanma used Hypnosis.
Gligar fell asleep!
Gligar is fast asleep!
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
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I'm really lucky today... time to kill...

felixmartin: im so stupid..
felixmartin: i just realized..
Yanma used Air Slash.
Gligar lost 52% of its health.
Gligar is fast asleep!
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
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Yanma used Air Slash.
Gligar lost 52% of its health.
felixmartin's Gligar fainted.
Yanma's speed won't go higher!
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felixmartin switched in Sneasel (lvl 100 Sneasel ?).
SandslashPWNS: xD

Obvious priority coming.

Amphy switched in Magmar (lvl 100 Magmar ?).
Sneasel used Ice Shard.
It's not very effective...
Magmar lost 30% of its health.
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Mach Punch for the kill...

felixmartin switched in Seadra (lvl 100 Seadra ?).
Magmar used Mach Punch.
Seadra lost 16% of its health.
Seadra's Poison Point poisoned Magmar!
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
Magmar is hurt by poison!
Magmar lost 12% of its health.
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Crap...

Amphy switched in Yanma (lvl 100 Yanma ?).
Seadra used Dragon Dance.
Seadra's attack was raised.
Seadra's speed was raised.
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
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Let's see...

Seadra used Dragon Dance.
Seadra's attack was raised.
Seadra's speed was raised.
Yanma used Hypnosis.
Seadra fell asleep!
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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Looks like he took the bait. Die.

Seadra is fast asleep!
Yanma used Air Slash.
Seadra lost 74% of its health.
Seadra's leftovers restored its health a little!
Seadra restored 6% of its health.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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Yanma used Air Slash.
Seadra lost 67% of its health.
felixmartin's Seadra fainted.
Yanma's Speed Boost raised its speed!
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xD

felixmartin: i thought you would protect..
Amphy: el oh el
felixmartin switched in Sneasel (lvl 100 Sneasel ?).
Amphy: owned
Sneasel used Pursuit.
Yanma lost 140% of its health.
Amphy's Yanma fainted.
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NO! YANMA! Oh well. Haxiest game ever.

Amphy switched in Magmar (lvl 100 Magmar ?).
Amphy: gg
Magmar used Mach Punch.
It's super effective!
Sneasel lost 115% of its health.
felixmartin's Sneasel fainted.
Amphy wins!
felixmartin: gg
felixmartin has left the room.
SandslashPWNS has left the room.

Umm yeah. Haxorrr

I think the hax king just found his queen

I call haxxisistry. For many reasons.

Nice...