Sacrificial Offense! [OU] RMT!

INTRODUCTION:

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This is a sacrificial Offensive team. This is not a typical balanced "let's check lots of threats" kind of team. It's not even a typical offensive "switch into key resisted attacks and keep the pressure on" kind of team. It's suicide offense. Teams like these are designed to prevent the opponent from setting up--even if it means sacrificing a pokemon. The team simply sets up and then attacks the counters relentlessly.it's a GOOD thing that these sweepers are countered by the same pokemon. Rarely will teams have more than one counter to a sweeper...so you set something up as they bring in this one counter. Then you hit the counter for a solid bit of damage and let your sweeper fall. Then you find an opening and repeat the process. That one counter won't be able to withstand this constant damage, and it'll get worn down quickly. Eventually, it'll cave, and then the one pokemon that stood between you and the opposing team is gone. You can then move in with something else and plow through the rest.

NOTE: Changes will be in BLACK BOLD

AT A GLANCE:


A CLOSER LOOK:


Rhyperior @ Life Orb/Expert Belt
Solid Rock
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SpAtk)
116 HP | 252 Atk | 142 SpDef

• Stone Edge
  
• Earthquake
  
• Shadow Claw
  
• Stealth Rock
  

Comments/Description:
An anti-lead Rhyperior. Yes, it sounds dumb, but just listen. This guy's EQ will OHKO Metagross and Jirachi, Stone Edge will OHKO Gyarados leads after intimidate and he won't even be OHKO by even the most offensive Gyarados Lead thanks to Solid Rock and the HP investment. Shadow Claw deals with Azelf leads. The SpDef is to take special hits better, although if Azelf or lead Ape carries Grass KNot I might as well be dead anyway, however I have ways to deal with them in the team anyway. Stealth Rock is there for obvious reason. This is not a traditional "suicide" lead. This is just my first attacker. I'm debating on the item, simply because Life Orb kills me off a bit fast after taking attacks and Expert Belt still gives me the OHKOs I need.

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Snorlax @ Chople Berry
Thick Fat
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SpAtk)
252 Atk | 6 Def | 252 SpDef

• Body Slam
  
• Pursuit/Crunch
  
• Earthquake
  
• ThunderPunch
  

Comments/Description:
The first version of this team had serious issues with Starmie, so here's my answer to it. Offensive Snorlax. I'm debating over Pursuit or Crunch simply because some Starmie would stay in fearing the Pursuit while others would flee...I dunno. The rest of the moves are Standard. Body Slam cripples opposing Pokes assisting my other Pokemon in sweeping, Chople Berry alows me to stop Lucario with him, with EQ and it bluffs Choice Band. Thunderpunch deals with Gyarados who I normally would have some issues with..
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Infernape @ Life Orb
Blaze
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SpAtk)
252 Atk | 6 Def | 252 Spd

• Swords Dance
  
• Stone Edge
  
• Close Combat
  
• Flare Blitz
  

Comments/Description:
Physical Ape. Deals with others Apes, as with the investment and Life Orb he is guaranteed a OHKO against opposing Apes with CC, even without the Defense drop. Stone Edge for opposing Gyara and Zapdos, Flare Blitz for things like the Rotom Formes which it won't OHKO without the Blitz. This is not my main STAB attack and I only use it against enemies like the Rotoms. This guy also severely weakens, or KOs Bulky Waters. CC is a OHKO against Standard Vaporeon with this Ape after a boost.

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Tyranitar @ Babiri Berry
Sand Stream
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SpAtk)
10 HP | 252 Atk | 248 Spd

• Stone Edge
  
• Crunch
  
• Fire Punch
  
• Dragon Dance
  

Comments/Description:
Babiri DD Tar to deal with Scizors even better and Sweep. It has the same counters as Rhyperior, who would damage them before hand, allowing Tyanitar's sweep in the late game to go smoother.
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Gyarados @ Leftovers
Intimidate
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SpAtk)
252 Atk | 6 Def | 252 Spd

• Dragon Dance
  
• Waterfall
  
• Ice Fang
  
• Stone Edge
  

Comments/Description:
Jolly DD Gyara. Jolly allows me to outspeed Jolteon after one Dragon Dance and KO with Waterfall. Stone Edge deals with other Gyara/Flyers well, and Ice Fang deals with Gliscor, Celebi, and the Dragons. This guy also deals with Ape and Scizor (important) well.
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Weavile @ Life Orb
Pressure
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SpAtk)
252 Atk | 6 Def | 252 Spd

• Ice Punch/Ice Shard
  
• Night Slash
  
• Swords Dance
  
• Brick Break
  

Comments/Description:
My end-game/final sweeper. With the rest of the team removing Scizor and other SE priority users that threaten Weavile while damaging the opponent's team sufficiently for a sweep with or without an SD up. Snorlax can Paralyze with Body Slam further assisting the sweep by crippling Scarfers and other sweepers. This guy here can also deal with Starmie who would normally threaten quite a bit of my team.
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CLOSING REMARKS:
So yeah, there you have it. My physical sacrificial offense team. Rate away!